Two days ago Luke Plunkett decided she was worth writing an article about, opting to eschew the “poor her” angle of the story in favour of one more slanted towards the “I SURE HOPES SHE GOTS A GREAT ASS!!!11” spectrum of stories about people who remove clothes for money.
Kerplunkett made the mistake, however, of stepping on Bashcraft’s turf. He’s the one who writes about scantily-clad game whores, dammit! What business does Plunk’n’Dip have writing about stuff that is clearly situated in Bash Country? So Bashcraft decided to write his own article about it, discussing more or less the same points with the care and finesse that only he can provide.
The most ironic thing about this double-post? Bashcraft tagged his story as “#original”.