Diana: What’s wrong, little one?Girl: They won’t let me play pirates with them.Diana: And why not?Girl: Because, I’m the girl and they need someone to save. It’s okay, I don’t even know how to sword fight.Diana: Neither do they, in battle they’d be slaughtered instantly. Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight? They’re using the horizontal cut, but in close like they are the thrust is a better move as it’s more likely to cause real injury and less likely to be blocked by your opponent. Do you understand? Girl: Uh-huh. Diana: Now go, unleash hell. I don’t really advocate violence… And yet…

Diana: What’s wrong, little one?
Girl: They won’t let me play pirates with them.
Diana: And why not?
Girl: Because, I’m the girl and they need someone to save. It’s okay, I don’t even know how to sword fight.
Diana: Neither do they, in battle they’d be slaughtered instantly. Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight? They’re using the horizontal cut, but in close like they are the thrust is a better move as it’s more likely to cause real injury and less likely to be blocked by your opponent. Do you understand?
Girl: Uh-huh.
Diana: Now go, unleash hell.

I don’t really advocate violence… And yet…

(Source: aafarensis)

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